When I was 8 I wanted to turn a Macey's shopping bag into a glider so I could try and jump off my side deck and fly. When I was 9 I saw the movie "Rocky" and started training to be a boxer. When I was 10 I wore all black and crawled around in my neighbors' shrubs at night because I wanted to be a spy. When I was 12 I saw highlights of Freddy Adu and knew that I wanted to play on the World Cup team. When I was 13 I stayed home sick from school, started reading a science textbook, and decided science was my calling. (The lamp lightbulb beside me blew out and it was like the apple just fell on Newton's head) When i was 14 I wrote 5 pages of the beginning of a murder/mystery novel but then got bored and stopped. When I was 15 I worked on a rubix cube for a week straight everyday and got all the colors together except for two squares (it was one of the ones that turns into different shapes as you twist it, not a normal rubix cube), never finished it. When I was 17 I wanted to be a computer programmer. When I was 18 I realized what a bad idea it was to try and become a computer programmer, so I changed my major. I changed colleges after a semester. I moved to New York City from central Pennsylvania. RD and I thought it would be profitable to build a party shack out in the woods so we could rent it out to groups of people. After staying overnight in my cousin's trailer after a reception party I decided I want to own a huge chunk of land and live in a trailer on that land. After seeing the Guardian I swam hundreds of laps in my parents pool. After watching survivor man I dragged JB and RD out in the middle of the woods so we could go camping when it was basically calling for a hurricane (we got over 5 inches of rain that night and we were sleeping beside a lake).
Some might say I'm bipolar, impulsive, or maybe just crazy, but I like to think of it as "easily inspired." I like to think of it as a gift rather than a sickness because I can easily say that every good thing that has happened in my life has been caused by some kind of inspiration. I really have to bring up how much money I've wasted or even more my parents have wasted on my crazy whims of imagination. That can't be overlooked nor can some of the bad choices that I've made because I got an idea in my head that I just ran with. No one really knows why they are the way they are but the only thing we can do is accept it and have hope that things are they way they are for a reason.
Cheers,
Bhoov
By the way:
Social Network is a good movie, it is a renter however.
It is great to be home, long weekends are the best.
RW deuces cracking aces got you back to even today
KH move back to Pennsylvania please
KH good luck on rotations
BHoov,
ReplyDeleteI am a blog "expert" and read tens to hundreds of blogs every day. The mindless drivel seen on this "supposed blogsite" just makes me furious. To be fair, it's not just you. In this day and age it seems everybody considers themselves a wordsmith, and thinks people like me want to hear about the boring and dull bullshit you are unfortunate enough to apprently live through every day. Keep these stories and old memories to yourself, because I can guarnantee you no one wants to read this rubbish. If you must tell someone, go to a cemetary and enlighten the graves with your experiences; at least you can't bore them to death.
Sincerely,
Carlos Wang
c.wang311@gmail.com
Wang,
ReplyDeleteTo start off I would like to thank you for providing a highlight to my dull and boring day. I'm glad I could take a break from visiting with my friends at the cemetery to read about a self-proclaimed blog "expert" trying to tear apart a few childhood stories which I have written about myself. The most amusing part of this situation, other than your name, is the fact that I'm currently sitting in a college dorm room while you are most likely sitting in a bean bag chair in your mom's basement. You tell me that my life is boring but yet you say that you read "tens to hundreds of blogs every day," which might be the saddest thing I've ever heard. You have a hispanic first name, an asian last, and you talk like your british. It sounds to me like you need to figure shit out. You have a good day sir. By the way, please wipe the pizza sauce off your fingers from mom's hot pockets before you attempt to spell guarantee again Mr. Wordsmith.
Your friend,
Bhoov
Carlos,
ReplyDeleteI am a "human being" and read the average amount of blogs per day as any human should...considering i have a life and thus no time to read hundreds of blogs every day. I have, however, found time in my day to read BHoov's blog since I stumbled upon it. I then shared his blogspot with all my friends. We all make a point to read it after every post. Judging by the majority's opinion (me..my friends..and the roughly 1575 other people who view his blog) I think you're a little confused calling this "rubbish". Maybe you could direct me to your blog and i could see what a true work of genius might be?? I'd love to read it..seriously.
P.S. nobody has used the word drivel since the 1800s. You're quite the wordsmith yourself, sir.
P.S.S. how do you get a name like Carlos Wang? Are you Mexican or are you Chinese. make up your mind.
Bhoov and Friends,
ReplyDeleteWell hasn't this just become lovely? I'm glad your little friends have come to your rescue. It's humorous; I came back to your "blog" to gather material for my English class students on how not to write. It seems you have the blueprint here on how to do everything wrong in a blog. Alas, perhaps I should gather more material on how not to live. Your pathetic attempts at humor made Charlie Chaplin turn over in his grave (I see you took my advice and visited the graveyard); and to see your friends and family defending their little girl's honor... well that's just precious. Attacking my name/heritage was quite the treat as well. Apparently you think I'm some sort of loser; it saddens me that I have more potential and talent in my tiny little pinky finger than you do period (Let me know when you're off yours please). I'm all for freedom of speech, but maybe we shouldn't let mentally handicapped persons with a computer write RUBBISH on the internet (and we wonder why the world thinks the U.S. is stupid; they've probably been reading the good ole 'Bhoov Circuit' since it's glorious creation). In regards to my misspelling, well when one is so driven by blind fury and disappointment, can you really blame him for rushing to try and rid the world of meaningless junk? And since your such a wordsmith, see if you can catch the misspelling here:
YOU ARE HSIT!
It's a sad realization when one realizes that he'd rather have Anne Frank's Diary be read to him by Fran Drescher than read the waste written on this website. It's not often I wish I was blind, but after reading your posts as well as your friends attempts at defense, I cannot say it didn't cross my mind. After failing to gouge my eyes out with my hot-pocket covered fingers, I decided I would try and do my part in this world, and stop this disaster that is the Bhoov circiut from going any further. Why not stop trying to convince yourself your the next novelist, and sit back in your "college dorm" and throw back another vodka and Capri Sun. Anyway, I will be looking forward to your response ma'lady,
Sincerely,
Carlos Wang
c.wang311@gmail.com
well said hoov im impressed by your rebutle to mr waaaaaang's rant on having no life while he surely is sitting in said bean bag chair.
ReplyDeletesincerely,
t hess (you should recognize the name)
Mr. Wang,
ReplyDeleteI understand you have a busy life reading tens of hundreds of blogs everyday, and although I'm sure Bhoov appreciates you taking your time and effort in reading his blog, I'm also sure you could be reading your other blogs instead of commenting on a college student's childhood memories. I'm sorry if reading about his childhood stories brings horrible thoughts to you but it's not necessary to tear him down like that.
And I actually enjoy reading about his adventures in Pennsylvania and New York City. I'd love to read what you're posting on your genius blog, sir.
Sincerely,
TD
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ReplyDeleteHi Carlos as I came by this Blog on my random adventures of blogs....as you can see we may have a common interest so lets blog together but wait I don't blog with people who believe that they are the Blog God and they must rid the blog world of those he does not see "acceptable" to it.
ReplyDeleteLet me remind you of what a blog is, this is courtesy from the Dictionary
Blog: weblog a journal written on-line and accessible to users of the internet
BTW there was nowhere stated that there is a "standard" to a blog
Although blogs do let the public access it does not mean you have to go commenting on every single one of them that you read sir, not hear. For you to go and insult this man's writing is an insult to the world and its race. You are no one of any significance and I believe that this gentleman can care less about what you have to say, the fact that you have given the time to write about how much you really care about Bhoov is a generous thought to all blog users reading this. It just shows how much you really care about some college students more than your little pinky let alone your little life.
So please sir do us all a favor in this blog world and go blog about this part of your life on your site and if you must share that site with us so we may read about your little life in your grandmother's basement, and I am correcting not your mother's but probably your grandmother's.
Saying that Bhoov is probably reading these horrible blogs in the cemetary and reading them to your parents grave site who died ashamed of their horrible son who has no respect or politeness. Your dead parents, may they RIP, hearing these "HSIT" while in their graves I hope they are turning and jealous of a son who has a proud and memorable life they have given the time to share about to us in the blog world.
Sir I bid you a good day as well, now go say good night to your grandmother and do us all a favor and worry about the hundreds of other blogs that you have had the effort to read in your oh so busy days.
Bhoov,
ReplyDeleteI forgot to give you a piece of strong advice:
Don't let your family and friends 'support' fool you; that's just sympathy; they feel sorry for you...as do I
Your Idol,
Carlos Wang
c.wang311@gmail.com
Dear Carlos Wang,
ReplyDeleteI think reading those "tens to hundreds" of blogs a day is clouding your creativity. People are free to blog about whatever they feel passionate about whether it be life's daily struggles or fashion or the weather. I would think an expert such as yourself would be aware of the different varieties of blogs out there. You clearly must spend ALL YOUR TIME reading them. Perhaps you should think about going outdoors for a little. I'm sure the glow of your computer is doing nothing for your pasty skin. Furthermore, I see no claim made by Bhoov to distinguish himself as a great "wordsmith." Your comment is a strike against his freedom to write as he pleases. Frankly, you seem to be a stick in the mud. If this blog does not interest you then simply don't read it. Over 1500 people seem to disagree with you. Don't be an asshole and call this bullshit just because YOU don't like it. No one said you needed to read it. Take your "expertise" elsewhere. I suggest the cemetery, at least the dead people there won't be able to punch you in the mouth like I'm sure other people would want to.
Sincerely, A Satisfied BHoov Blog Reader
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ReplyDeleteWow... this is some crazy shat over a guy sharing some stuff. Man I am so glad all I do mind my own business!
ReplyDeleteOh and Hoov... those dueces got me back to even quicker than I expected... it was inevitable. Oh and I am still down like .87cents! So we need to get together over Thanksgiving break so I get that back!!
Ooopss.. forgot the word "is" in there... sorry, guess I am just not a wordsmith!
ReplyDeletehaha few of us are wordsmiths Rob...make sure and read the after math of all this.."Carlos Wang"
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